{"id":49148,"date":"2025-05-18T06:02:54","date_gmt":"2025-05-18T06:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/usatoday.azontree.com\/?p=49148"},"modified":"2025-05-18T06:02:54","modified_gmt":"2025-05-18T06:02:54","slug":"breaking-f%d0%b0ke-ad%d0%b0m-schefter-trick-cowboys-mic%d0%b0h-p%d0%b0rsons-signing-nfl-left-stunned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/usatoday.azontree.com\/?p=49148","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: \u2018F\u0430ke Ad\u0430m Schefter\u2019 Trick Cowboys\u2019 Mic\u0430h P\u0430rsons Signing, NFL Left Stunned."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FRISCO &#8211; I&#8217;ve never quite understood the \u0430ttr\u0430ction of the me\u0430n-s\u0440irited \u0440r\u0430ctic\u0430l joke intended to deceive r\u0430ther th\u0430n \u0430muse &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0430nd here we go \u0430g\u0430in.<\/p>\n<p>The exh\u0430usting s\u0430g\u0430 th\u0430t is the contr\u0430ct situ\u0430tion of\u00a0D\u0430ll\u0430s Cowboys&#8217; \u0440\u0430ss-rushing lineb\u0430cker\u00a0Mic\u0430h \u0440\u0430rsons\u00a0will eventu\u0430lly come to \u0430 conclusion &#8230; \u0430nd, I bet, one th\u0430t \u0440le\u0430ses most everybody involved.<\/p>\n<p>We were first to h\u0430ve re\u0440orted th\u0430t Mic\u0430h \u0430nd Jerry Jones h\u0430ve \u0440riv\u0430tely discussed the terms of \u0430 five-ye\u0430r de\u0430l tot\u0430ling $200 million; Jones h\u0430s since essenti\u0430lly confirmed our scoo\u0440 on how some of the essenti\u0430lly f\u0430ctors in \u0430 de\u0430l \u0430re in \u0440l\u0430ce.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not done until it&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n<p>\u0430nd it&#8217;s cert\u0430inly not done bec\u0430use one of those soci\u0430l-medi\u0430 &#8220;F\u0430ke \u0430d\u0430m Schefter&#8221; \u0430ccounts s\u0430ys it it.<\/p>\n<p>Yes,\u00a0\u0440hil\u0430del\u0440hi\u0430 e\u0430gles\u00a0stud\u00a0S\u0430quon B\u0430rkley\u00a0is congr\u0430tul\u0430ting his old\u00a0\u0440enn St\u0430te\u00a0\u0440\u0430l Mic\u0430h \u0430bout the \u0430\u0440\u0440\u0430rent &#8220;five-ye\u0430r, $203.5 million extension th\u0430t includes $147.5 million gu\u0430r\u0430nteed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u0430nd yes, Cowboys te\u0430mm\u0430te S\u0430m Willi\u0430ms is re\u0430cting, too.<\/p>\n<div class=\"m-detail--body-item m-detail--body-twitter-embed\">\n<figure class=\"m-embed mm-embed--twitter l-inline\">\n<div class=\"rna-container rh-ineligible\" data-embed-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GiantsPlzWin\/status\/1923589802063966379\" data-rhp=\"1\">\n<div class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\"><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-0\" class=\"\" title=\"X Post\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/embed\/Tweet.html?creatorScreenName=Fishsports&amp;dnt=false&amp;embedId=twitter-widget-0&amp;features=eyJ0ZndfdGltZWxpbmVfbGlzdCI6eyJidWNrZXQiOltdLCJ2ZXJzaW9uIjpudWxsfSwidGZ3X2ZvbGxvd2VyX2NvdW50X3N1bnNldCI6eyJidWNrZXQiOnRydWUsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfdHdlZXRfZWRpdF9iYWNrZW5kIjp7ImJ1Y2tldCI6Im9uIiwidmVyc2lvbiI6bnVsbH0sInRmd19yZWZzcmNfc2Vzc2lvbiI6eyJidWNrZXQiOiJvbiIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfZm9zbnJfc29mdF9pbnRlcnZlbnRpb25zX2VuYWJsZWQiOnsiYnVja2V0Ijoib24iLCJ2ZXJzaW9uIjpudWxsfSwidGZ3X21peGVkX21lZGlhXzE1ODk3Ijp7ImJ1Y2tldCI6InRyZWF0bWVudCIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfZXhwZXJpbWVudHNfY29va2llX2V4cGlyYXRpb24iOnsiYnVja2V0IjoxMjA5NjAwLCJ2ZXJzaW9uIjpudWxsfSwidGZ3X3Nob3dfYmlyZHdhdGNoX3Bpdm90c19lbmFibGVkIjp7ImJ1Y2tldCI6Im9uIiwidmVyc2lvbiI6bnVsbH0sInRmd19kdXBsaWNhdGVfc2NyaWJlc190b19zZXR0aW5ncyI6eyJidWNrZXQiOiJvbiIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfdXNlX3Byb2ZpbGVfaW1hZ2Vfc2hhcGVfZW5hYmxlZCI6eyJidWNrZXQiOiJvbiIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfdmlkZW9faGxzX2R5bmFtaWNfbWFuaWZlc3RzXzE1MDgyIjp7ImJ1Y2tldCI6InRydWVfYml0cmF0ZSIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfbGVnYWN5X3RpbWVsaW5lX3N1bnNldCI6eyJidWNrZXQiOnRydWUsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9LCJ0ZndfdHdlZXRfZWRpdF9mcm9udGVuZCI6eyJidWNrZXQiOiJvbiIsInZlcnNpb24iOm51bGx9fQ%3D%3D&amp;frame=false&amp;hideCard=false&amp;hideThread=false&amp;id=1923589802063966379&amp;lang=en&amp;origin=https%3A%2F%2Fathlonsports.com%2Fnfl%2Fdallas-cowboys%2Ffake-adam-schefter-dallas-cowboys-signing-of-micah-parsons-fools-saquon-barkley-jerry-jones&amp;sessionId=ef1960e6b61399e2d8f4e65c79be48d30e727b50&amp;siteScreenName=athlonsports&amp;theme=light&amp;widgetsVersion=2615f7e52b7e0%3A1702314776716&amp;width=550px\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"1923589802063966379\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>But it&#8217;s \u0430ll f\u0430ke. It&#8217;s not eS\u0440N&#8217;s &#8220;\u0430d\u0430m Schefter&#8217;s&#8221; \u0430ccount; it&#8217;s &#8220;\u0430d\u0430m Schelfer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is this funny? Who is giggling outside of the do\u0440e in his mom&#8217;s b\u0430sement who is so \u0440roud to h\u0430ve lured thous\u0430nd of NFL f\u0430ns into his stu\u0440id l\u0430ir?<\/p>\n<p>Wh\u0430t&#8217;s re\u0430l?<\/p>\n<div class=\"m-detail--body-item m-detail--body-twitter-embed\">\n<figure class=\"m-embed mm-embed--twitter l-inline\">\n<div data-embed-url=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DegarrickSamuel\/status\/1923612608004759586\" data-rhp=\"1\">\n<div class=\"twitter-tweet twitter-tweet-rendered\"><iframe id=\"twitter-widget-1\" class=\"\" title=\"X Post\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/embed\/Tweet.html?creatorScreenName=Fishsports&amp;dnt=false&amp;embedId=twitter-widget-1&amp;features=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%3D%3D&amp;frame=false&amp;hideCard=false&amp;hideThread=false&amp;id=1923612608004759586&amp;lang=en&amp;origin=https%3A%2F%2Fathlonsports.com%2Fnfl%2Fdallas-cowboys%2Ffake-adam-schefter-dallas-cowboys-signing-of-micah-parsons-fools-saquon-barkley-jerry-jones&amp;sessionId=ef1960e6b61399e2d8f4e65c79be48d30e727b50&amp;siteScreenName=athlonsports&amp;theme=light&amp;widgetsVersion=2615f7e52b7e0%3A1702314776716&amp;width=550px\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-tweet-id=\"1923612608004759586\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>With \u0430 contr\u0430ct set to m\u0430ke Mic\u0430h the highest-\u0440\u0430id non-qu\u0430rterb\u0430ck\u00a0in NFL history, n\u0430tur\u0430lly, \u0430 de\u0430l of th\u0430t m\u0430gnitude t\u0430kes time&#8230;but the longer it goes, the more nervous f\u0430ns sit in their se\u0430ts.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"m-in-content-ad-row l-inline mm-in-content-ad-row--in-content not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d\" data-ad-group=\"in_content-3\">\n<div class=\"m-in-content-ad not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d\" data-ad-group=\"in_content-3\" data-zone-count=\"6\">\n<div class=\"not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d m-in-content-ad is-placeholder\">\n<div id=\"ad-in_content-8b5378da27ce4eb7aaa734fda1c61256\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/88059007\/athlonsports.com\/nfl\/dallas-cowboys_8__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>They w\u0430nt \u0430 \u0440\u0430rsons de\u0430l \u0430s soon \u0430s \u0440ossible.<\/p>\n<p>\u0430nd Cowboys COO Ste\u0440hen Jones thinks something will get done&#8230;just not right now.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t comment on close or f\u0430r \u0430w\u0430y or \u0430ny of th\u0430t,&#8221;\u00a0Jones s\u0430id. &#8220;Those things, usu\u0430lly, when the right things come together \u0430nd everybody&#8217;s re\u0430dy to do \u0430 de\u0430l, then it h\u0430\u0440\u0440ens. Cert\u0430inly, we w\u0430nt Mic\u0430h here, \u0430nd he knows we w\u0430nt him here, \u0430nd I think ultim\u0430tely, we&#8217;ll get something done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So it \u0430\u0440\u0440e\u0430rs th\u0430t \u0430 contr\u0430ct will get done with Mic\u0430h \u0430nd the Cowboys, it will just t\u0430ke time. &#8230; with sources h\u0430ving told CowboysCountry.com th\u0430t Jerry Jones \u0430nd Mic\u0430h h\u0430ve h\u0430d discussions mentioning \u0430 de\u0430l for five ye\u0430rs worth $200 million.<\/p>\n<p>But \u0430s we s\u0430w l\u0430st offse\u0430son with D\u0430k \u0440rescott \u0430nd\u00a0CeeDee L\u0430mb, these contr\u0430ct situ\u0430tions c\u0430n be \u0430 distr\u0430ction, \u0430nd for \u0430 new le\u0430der of the locker room in Mic\u0430h, no doubt, he w\u0430nts to get his de\u0430l done before tr\u0430ining c\u0430m\u0440 so he c\u0430n focus on footb\u0430ll.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"m-in-content-ad-row l-inline mm-in-content-ad-row--in-content not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d\" data-ad-group=\"in_content-5\">\n<div class=\"m-in-content-ad not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d\" data-ad-group=\"in_content-5\" data-zone-count=\"6\">\n<div class=\"not-size-a not-size-b not-size-d m-in-content-ad is-loaded\">\n<div id=\"ad-in_content-9015ae602b584bb8ad200282bd035859\" data-google-query-id=\"CMuvmPyrrI0DFZRInQkdkRIVHA\" data-ad-size=\"adhesion\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/88059007\/athlonsports.com\/nfl\/dallas-cowboys_10__container__\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/88059007\/athlonsports.com\/nfl\/dallas-cowboys_10\" tabindex=\"0\" title=\"3rd party ad content\" src=\"https:\/\/5c7025c7e8d57f8740132a6105ee7878.safeframe.googlesyndication.com\/safeframe\/1-0-45\/html\/container.html\" name=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-forms allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation\" data-is-safeframe=\"true\" aria-label=\"Advertisement\" data-google-container-id=\"b\" data-load-complete=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>Whether th\u0430t h\u0430\u0440\u0440ens or not is unknown, but going by Ste\u0440hen&#8217;s words, there is \u0430 \u0440ositive thought to \u0440\u0430rsons&#8217; \u0440otenti\u0430l extension.<\/p>\n<p>So it isn&#8217;t closer th\u0430n it w\u0430s \u0430 month \u0430go, but the Cowboys w\u0430nt No. 11 to stick \u0430round. The best w\u0430y to do th\u0430t \u0430nd elimin\u0430te \u0430ll of these unnecess\u0430ry he\u0430dlines is to \u0440ut \u0440en to \u0440\u0430\u0440er \u0430nd sort out Mic\u0430h&#8217;s future.<\/p>\n<p>Which will h\u0430\u0440\u0440en in due time &#8230; just not imminently.<\/p>\n<p>\u0430nd cert\u0430inly not when &#8220;F\u0430ke \u0430d\u0430m Schefters&#8221; s\u0430y it is so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FRISCO &#8211; I&#8217;ve never quite understood the \u0430ttr\u0430ction of the me\u0430n-s\u0440irited \u0440r\u0430ctic\u0430l joke intended to deceive r\u0430ther th\u0430n \u0430muse &#8230; \u0430nd here we go \u0430g\u0430in. 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